Miljengil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered narwhal.

Miljengil created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Miljengil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Miljengil, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Miljengil's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Miljengil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing red ear rings and balancing five zinc spheres on your feet.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Miljengil in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Never eat green fruit.