Cisshadyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciless slug.

Cisshadyak created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisshadyak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cisshadyak, she will not invite you to parties.

Cisshadyak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cisshadyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. You must pray to Cisshadyak eight times a day.