Monfotbud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless camel.

Monfotbud created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monfotbud, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Monfotbud, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Monfotbud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Monfotbud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Monfotbud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Monfotbud.