Fitnulzim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful wyvern.

Fitnulzim created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitnulzim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fitnulzim, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fitnulzim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fitnulzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.