Homtonkjat is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet
whale.
Homtonkjat created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Homtonkjat, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Homtonkjat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Homtonkjat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Homtonkjat's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured mice.
2. Never mention ants.
3. Homtonkjat loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Worship no other gods but Homtonkjat.