Tanpangpangget is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous mouse.

Tanpangpangget created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanpangpangget, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tanpangpangget, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tanpangpangget's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tanpangpangget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about chromosomes.