Cunhombotcapceb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering pigeon.

Cunhombotcapceb created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhombotcapceb, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunhombotcapceb, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cunhombotcapceb's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cunhombotcapceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Cunhombotcapceb loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Never paint your feet brown.

5. Pray towards the west.