Wipsanquat is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, happy
bee.
Wipsanquat created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wipsanquat, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Wipsanquat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Wipsanquat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Wipsanquat's Holy Commandments1. Never feed tomatoes to seals while wearing turquoise scarves.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Always obey Wipsanquat's priests.
4. Worship no other gods but Wipsanquat.
5. Never leap in the presence of squirrels.