Paslengem is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful snail.

Paslengem created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paslengem, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Paslengem, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Paslengem's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Paslengem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.