Tailviltik is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic warg.

Tailviltik created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailviltik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tailviltik, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tailviltik's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tailviltik's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never sit near frogs.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.