Saknatpark is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless narwhal.

Saknatpark created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saknatpark, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Saknatpark, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Saknatpark's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Saknatpark's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Hide if nine birds approach from the north.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Saknatpark.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.