Fobapphub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest horse.

Fobapphub created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobapphub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fobapphub, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fobapphub's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fobapphub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat bark.