Tikxucnan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless bat.

Tikxucnan created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikxucnan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tikxucnan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tikxucnan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tikxucnan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tikxucnan.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about planets.
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