Wigstragnib is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic centipede.

Wigstragnib created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigstragnib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wigstragnib, it will turn you into a duck.

Wigstragnib's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wigstragnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wigstragnib.

4. Never feed limes to horses while wearing hats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.