Cisslincap Flisnakvennad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless weasel.

Cisslincap Flisnakvennad created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisslincap Flisnakvennad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cisslincap Flisnakvennad, he will ignore you.

Cisslincap Flisnakvennad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cisslincap Flisnakvennad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Never paint your legs fawn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cisslincap Flisnakvennad.