Bissbodgengum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able jackal.

Bissbodgengum created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bissbodgengum, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bissbodgengum, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bissbodgengum's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bissbodgengum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. You must love Bissbodgengum.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear indigo corsets.