Fonbutkap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty slug.

Fonbutkap created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbutkap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fonbutkap, he will remove you from existence.

Fonbutkap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fonbutkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mice while wearing indigo shorts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fonbutkap.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to horses while wearing turquoise boots.