Tettibenarm is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish manatee.

Tettibenarm created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettibenarm, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tettibenarm, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tettibenarm's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tettibenarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed lemons to great tits while wearing shoes.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
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