Hudhenbast is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, sapient
guinea pig.
Hudhenbast created matter three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hudhenbast, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Hudhenbast, it will curse you with boils.
Hudhenbast's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Hudhenbast's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat cherries.
2. Never talk about cell theory.
3. Never go into purple rooms.
4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudhenbast.