Hadtifpoppib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil slug.

Hadtifpoppib created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadtifpoppib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hadtifpoppib, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hadtifpoppib's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hadtifpoppib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.