Dabdanwee is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful duck.

Dabdanwee created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dabdanwee, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dabdanwee, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dabdanwee's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dabdanwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not kill shrews.