Toffligdav is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, competent hummingbird.

Toffligdav created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Toffligdav, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Toffligdav, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Toffligdav's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Toffligdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must pray to Toffligdav nine times a day.

5. Never eat bark.