Sanquaggod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident alligator.

Sanquaggod created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sanquaggod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanquaggod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sanquaggod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sanquaggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never sit in the presence of bats.

5. Never mention porpoises.