Geplancip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonest swallow.

Geplancip created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geplancip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Geplancip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Geplancip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Geplancip's Holy Commandments

1. Geplancip loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.