Kikraktofbepyokxucklip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind crocodile.

Kikraktofbepyokxucklip created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikraktofbepyokxucklip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikraktofbepyokxucklip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kikraktofbepyokxucklip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kikraktofbepyokxucklip's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.