Cibfigvil is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tiresome hyena.

Cibfigvil created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Cibfigvil, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cibfigvil, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cibfigvil's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cibfigvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Run away from indigo shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.