Kammotgon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring dragonfly.

Kammotgon created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kammotgon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kammotgon, he will not care at all.

Kammotgon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kammotgon's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Kammotgon on top of all buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Kammotgon loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never paint your feet purple.