Komyattbam is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, slow
wyrm.
Komyattbam created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Komyattbam, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Komyattbam, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Komyattbam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Komyattbam's Holy Commandments1. Komyattbam loves ducks, so they must be respected.
2. Learn eight new languages a year.
3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always help sick voles.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.