Vigtarvad is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, sage
hamster.
Vigtarvad created a top quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vigtarvad, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Vigtarvad, it will turn you into a dog.
Vigtarvad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Vigtarvad's Holy Commandments1. Never go into orange rooms.
2. Do not eat corn.
3. Vigtarvad loves capybaras, so they must be respected.
4. Never think ill of sick goats.
5. Fast once a month.