Gemboddun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, confident mongoose.

Gemboddun created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemboddun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gemboddun, it will curse you with boils.

Gemboddun's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gemboddun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must pray to Gemboddun seven times a day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.