Dinomtxuck is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, humane
sheep.
Dinomtxuck created light six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dinomtxuck, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Dinomtxuck, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Dinomtxuck's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Dinomtxuck's Holy Commandments1. Run away from black dogs, for they are unholy.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
3. Never talk about special relativity.
4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.