Dinomtxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humane sheep.

Dinomtxuck created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinomtxuck, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dinomtxuck, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dinomtxuck's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dinomtxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.