Veenomthampark Bonkrotcim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, vain ant.

Veenomthampark Bonkrotcim created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenomthampark Bonkrotcim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veenomthampark Bonkrotcim, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Veenomthampark Bonkrotcim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Veenomthampark Bonkrotcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Veenomthampark Bonkrotcim on top of all buildings.

3. Never paint your arms mauve.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.