Kinjadrut Nardobspagkar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish swallow.

Kinjadrut Nardobspagkar created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinjadrut Nardobspagkar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kinjadrut Nardobspagkar, it will ignore you.

Kinjadrut Nardobspagkar's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kinjadrut Nardobspagkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white trousers.

2. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Kinjadrut Nardobspagkar on top of important buildings.

3. Kinjadrut Nardobspagkar loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.