Tonnuttmil is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy
beaver.
Tonnuttmil created humanity seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tonnuttmil, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Tonnuttmil, it will be very sad.
Tonnuttmil's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Tonnuttmil's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Tonnuttmil loves voles, so they must be respected.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.
5. Hide if five frogs approach from the east.