Tonnuttmil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy beaver.

Tonnuttmil created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonnuttmil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tonnuttmil, it will be very sad.

Tonnuttmil's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tonnuttmil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Tonnuttmil loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Hide if five frogs approach from the east.