Vingadjin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humorless crow.

Vingadjin created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vingadjin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vingadjin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vingadjin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Vingadjin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown whales for they are unholy.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Do not keep four cats in a large pit.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.