Hanpanging Cepsombestrenyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient hyena.

Hanpanging Cepsombestrenyarl created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanpanging Cepsombestrenyarl, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hanpanging Cepsombestrenyarl, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hanpanging Cepsombestrenyarl's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hanpanging Cepsombestrenyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hanpanging Cepsombestrenyarl.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.