Madpogtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud scorpion.

Madpogtarg created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Madpogtarg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Madpogtarg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Madpogtarg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Madpogtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.