Siggararf is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective human.

Siggararf created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siggararf, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Siggararf, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Siggararf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Siggararf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. You must love Siggararf.

5. Do not leap in public.