Pangshavgess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm monkey.

Pangshavgess created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Pangshavgess, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangshavgess, she will boil you in a big pot.

Pangshavgess' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pangshavgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Worship no other gods but Pangshavgess.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
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