Hubsidbomvannellwegkam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable jellyfish.

Hubsidbomvannellwegkam created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubsidbomvannellwegkam, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hubsidbomvannellwegkam, he will turn you into a goat.

Hubsidbomvannellwegkam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hubsidbomvannellwegkam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Hubsidbomvannellwegkam.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.

5. Put Hubsidbomvannellwegkam first in all things.