Mancutved is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful dugong.

Mancutved created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mancutved, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mancutved, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Mancutved's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mancutved's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed bread to moths while wearing shoes.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.