Yarlbatsid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental lizard.

Yarlbatsid created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbatsid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarlbatsid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarlbatsid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yarlbatsid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.