Nabkopwat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, two-faced squid.

Nabkopwat created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabkopwat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nabkopwat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nabkopwat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nabkopwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never talk about optics near frogs while wearing red trousers.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.