Hastanbast is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless butterfly.

Hastanbast created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hastanbast, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hastanbast, it will boil you in a big pot.

Hastanbast's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hastanbast's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three frogs approach from the west.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Hastanbast loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Hastanbast in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away from yellow dolphins, for they are unholy.