Zanliggessdog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable raccoon.

Zanliggessdog created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanliggessdog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zanliggessdog, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zanliggessdog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Zanliggessdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never feed lemons to dolphins while wearing corsets.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.