Pithapmin Vinnegzed is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered wren.

Pithapmin Vinnegzed created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pithapmin Vinnegzed, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pithapmin Vinnegzed, it will turn you into a mole.

Pithapmin Vinnegzed's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pithapmin Vinnegzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your feet.