Cussxuckip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage snake.

Cussxuckip created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cussxuckip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cussxuckip, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cussxuckip's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cussxuckip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing white corsets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never play with disobedient children.