Hivcamcib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able scorpion.

Hivcamcib created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hivcamcib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hivcamcib, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hivcamcib's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hivcamcib's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing indigo shoes and balancing three gold spheres on your face.