Rangupdab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, boastful mongoose.

Rangupdab created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rangupdab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rangupdab, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rangupdab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rangupdab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away from brown monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.