Targfabdut Bunappquat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient wombat.

Targfabdut Bunappquat created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targfabdut Bunappquat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targfabdut Bunappquat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Targfabdut Bunappquat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Targfabdut Bunappquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Respect your elders.